titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays

came upstairs to get my phone, gonna lie down instead

gr8

ugh the stingers UGH

could you BE more perfect w/ your dclothes???

GODDD

i just realized that all the clothes for my wedding will be from jem & the holograms

jem wedding

if you dont look like you just stepped out of the 80s you will be kciked the fuck out!!!

psa armstrong is adorable baby alchemist

scryings:

ok so today at fanime 
like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever
and then gamzee got in this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day

why is that guy purple

scryings:

ok so today at fanime 

like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever

and then gamzee got in this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day

why is that guy purple

wholelottadicks:

runespoor7:

discowing:

Jason Todd and the Sulking Gargoyle.
[Batman Annual #11]

Reblogging for more proof that Jason is always leaning against a convenient wall/desk/street lamp.

jason todd actually does have a superpower, nobody knows about it not even him
its that he can be standing anywhere and he can lean and something will appear there for him to lean on. nobody will ever notice this happen, the object will retroactively be written into everybodys memories. he can never fall over attempting to lean on something that isnt there. this is his one of his only sources of confidence.

was he tortured by this when he was younger and have an existential crisis before he learned to accept his gift
did he have to fight the temptation of using it for evil

wholelottadicks:

runespoor7:

discowing:

Jason Todd and the Sulking Gargoyle.

[Batman Annual #11]

Reblogging for more proof that Jason is always leaning against a convenient wall/desk/street lamp.

jason todd actually does have a superpower, nobody knows about it not even him

its that he can be standing anywhere and he can lean and something will appear there for him to lean on. nobody will ever notice this happen, the object will retroactively be written into everybodys memories. he can never fall over attempting to lean on something that isnt there. this is his one of his only sources of confidence.

was he tortured by this when he was younger and have an existential crisis before he learned to accept his gift

did he have to fight the temptation of using it for evil

just remembered that edward and junpei have the same voice

pffffffffffffhahahaha

AN AUTOMAIL ARM….A YOUNG, GIFTED ALCHEMIST…ONE WHO DOESNT USE TRANSMUTATION CIRCLES…AND HAS AN AUTOMAIL RIGHT ARM…
jesus dude youre like a bad let’s player
the table-flipping game

idiothair:

Before I go I’m gonna finally upload this. Me and Alice got to play the table-flipping arcade game in Akihabara.

in the table-flipping game there are a few different scenarios involving different kinds of tables you are sitting at, and people annoying the shit out of you. For example, an angry father sitting at dinner whose kids are being brats, an office worker whose workers are being annoying, a bride sitting at her table at a wedding whose husband has left her at the alter, a woman in a host club who isn’t being served by the hosts because for some reason they are doing a weirdass dance (yeah), etc. (Alice told me that they’ve since added another level where you’re a teacher in a class full of terrible students, which hits a nerve a little).
You can slam the table, which gets the attention of the people, before you do this:

Your score is calculated by the total value of everything you manage to destroy with the tables trajectory. (even things like 50 yen oranges or whatever). There are also extra points you can get for hitting certain things, like a rat on the floor. Basically the more strength you put into flipping the table, the higher your score ends up. After flipping the table you get to see it fly through the air on the screen in hilarious slow motion from multiple angles.

it was the best arcade game I have ever played.

also somehow Alice got the #1 highscore.

take me 2 akihabara

WATER FREEZES, WATER BOILS. EITHER WAY YOU’RE JUST AS DEAD.
whoah damn watch it there tough guy gonna hurt someone with those one-liners